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I developed a masturbation technique that feels insanely good lololol ーcancerbationー

1:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 16:38:11.65 ID:BvPPRwPb0

This is seriously messed up...
Only read this if you're prepared to become addicted to masturbation.

4:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:38:57.49 ID:9L+ZCOqP0
Hurry up

9:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:39:47.44 ID:PtQnXFue0
Alright, pants off.

10:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:40:03.67 ID:BvPPRwPb0

No special tools or skills needed at all. When you get hard, can you feel that bumpy area near the balls on the underside of your dick? First, I want you to find that spot.

14: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 16:43:14.45 ID:+2nxhCkT0
>>10
That lumpy thing is cancer.

20:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:45:46.42 ID:kSP3pBK60

It's prostate cancer.
Thank you so much.

>>1 Better not provoke them any further, okay? ^^;

21:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:46:00.98 ID:OJRKwIxDO
Prostate cancer, you've had it rough.

23:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:46:39.93 ID:KbzUVG980
Go see a doctor sooner rather than later.

24:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:46:52.17 ID:VLqFYBqU0
It seems that giving cancer too much stimulation makes it grow faster.

26:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:49:04.56 ID:OJRKwIxDO
A normal dick doesn't have any bumpy parts, you know.

If it's rock-hard, it really is cancer—go to the hospital.

27:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:49:23.28 ID:BvPPRwPb0

Huh? It's not cancer, right...?
Doesn't everyone have that?
It's just the bumps that come out when you get an erection, right?

28: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 16:50:12.47 ID:j2a7L0b00
>>27
To be perfectly honest... there's no such thing.
I just checked.

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29:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:50:22.14 ID:0l4OkKtf0
It's scary because you can't tell when you're sick.

36:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:51:51.85 ID:N8Bapmja0
Cancer and masturbation lololol

42:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:53:36.91 ID:OJRKwIxDO
>>36
This is way too new a genre lololololololololololololol

40:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:52:46.73 ID:0l4OkKtf0
Short for cancerbation?

Cool

44:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:54:24.07 ID:TOC+pnHU0
cancerbation made me laugh

30:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:50:26.60 ID:Wu14vPPQ0
>>27
Why don't you draw a picture to explain it?

46:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:54:49.13 ID:BvPPRwPb0

Let me explain with a picture.

The rough, bumpy parts at the two locations indicated by the arrows.

55: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 16:56:27.91 ID:x5RGMKr10
>>46
No, I haven't.
Prostate cancer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_cancer

150:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:09:24.23 ID:HqyRZq9u0
>>46
This is >>1's final work.

644:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:49:04.11 ID:POp+kK6T0
>>46
That's way too much foreskin lolololol

50:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 16:55:18.42 ID:FD5qlcNV0
Cancer confirmed lololol

53: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 16:55:40.32 ID:+n/G2XWh0
No way, man.
Go to the hospital.

72:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:00:07.65 ID:LUYMvArF0
I opened it with high hopes, only to find a cancer thread.

73:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:00:16.68 ID:BvPPRwPb0

No way...
But pressing those bumps feels so good it could make you faint.

77:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:01:19.12 ID:ZPvGulwv0
>>73
I'm almost dead lololololololololololololololololololol

82:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:01:44.03 ID:9L+ZCOqP0
>>73
Even when not erect, the junction between the testicles and vas deferens protrudes slightly...
Not exactly rugged, though.

84:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:02:00.99 ID:AblNE86H0
>>73
You're in big trouble, dude! LOL

74:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:00:47.67 ID:FD5qlcNV0
This is a novel symbiosis with guns

76:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:01:10.16 ID:hNsJ7RuRO
Good thing that idiot started that thread—thanks to it, we caught it early.

80:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:01:37.70 ID:OJRKwIxDO

90%ガンです。
10%は良性のしこり。

Lumps that form on the genitals are usually soft and squishy. If it's hard, it's dangerous, so you should really get it checked out immediately.

そのゴツゴツはいつからあるんだ?

88: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:02:27.11 ID:sKcL4WiN0
Holy sh*t!
My dick just shrunk up!
Is it because I've been cancerbating too much?

89:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:02:28.23 ID:KYE/p3JP0
That tube-like lump at the base, right?
It'd be weird if it wasn't there.

96:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:03:01.15 ID:9L+ZCOqP0
>>89
There's only one spot in the urethra, right??

113:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:05:33.71 ID:KYE/p3JP0
>>96
Are there two places in this >>1?
My condolences.

91: 忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】 :2011/04/23(土) 17:02:42.11 ID:epLCoIdJ0
Is masturbation more pleasurable the higher the risk?

94:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:02:48.43 ID:IW4flrog0
Getting cancer news as a VIP...

98: 忍法帖【Lv=21,xxxPT】 :2011/04/23(土) 17:03:40.95 ID:C2+LtC5a0
This is no longer a laughing matter.

100:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:03:47.93 ID:ZPvGulwv0
Is this still considered death by techno break?

108:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:04:51.89 ID:hNsJ7RuRO
>>100
Fucking hilarious lololol

104: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:04:09.89 ID:9CpsMyEs0
When I just masturbate normally and come, my vision blackouts for a second.
Is this dangerous? (*‘ω‘*)

>>104
That's so true lol
I pass out for real about one out of every five times I do this masturbation thing.
I always wake up about ten minutes later.

114:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:05:40.20 ID:BvPPRwPb0

Are you seriously being a jerk without any provocation?

122:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:06:40.82 ID:8LZ+oaoH0
>>114
No way lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

127:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:06:58.21 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>114
No, my brain's sending danger signals... Ah, forget it. Seems too late anyway.

163:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:10:13.99 ID:bJKzft3JO
>>143
Holy shit, that's hilarious!

105:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:04:28.90 ID:vpC6oHqnO
I opened the thread fully erect, but it went soft in an instant.

110:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:04:59.82 ID:vTlEi3cT0
Death-defying masturbation is the ultimate, huh?

111:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:05:21.53 ID:QWtpES+/0
A commemorative post for the moment Cancerbation was born

117:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:06:15.50 ID:vEzveTqu0
Is it a tube or a lump? Which is it?

135:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:07:56.63 ID:BvPPRwPb0

One is a round, bumpy object about 1.5 cm in diameter. The other is about 5 mm in diameter.

141:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:08:22.02 ID:KbzUVG980
>>135
Isn't that a bit too big?

166: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:10:22.98 ID:OJRKwIxDO
>>135
That's seriously cancer.
If there are two, it could have metastasized, you idiot!

Get your ass over there and get tested already!

167:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:10:29.57 ID:N8Bapmja0
>>135
That lump is 95% likely to be cancer.
The remaining probability is a clitoris.

178:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:11:34.68 ID:vEzveTqu0
>>167
It might be the latter, I suppose.

179:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:11:45.85 ID:tlSfJi+H0
>>167
A faint glimmer of hope is visible!!

192:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:12:48.59 ID:BvPPRwPb0

>>167
Are there really guys out there who have clitorises?
If that's the case, pressing it feels really good, so I think it's probably the clitoris.

199:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:13:12.37 ID:N8Bapmja0
>>192
What the hell? LOL You idiot! LOL

205:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:13:43.49 ID:LUYMvArF0
>>192
Escaping reality lololol

206: 忍法帖【Lv=2,xxxP】 :2011/04/23(土) 17:13:46.58 ID:HEb2vRcP0
>>192
No way lolololololololololololololololol

210:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:13:54.94 ID:9CpsMyEs0
>>192
That's enough, Clit●ris.

222:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:14:50.69 ID:BWN/h5wM0
>>192
Even with the clitoris, the position is off.
There's no such thing as two clitorises.

254:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:17:10.98 ID:gFfURBIi0
A guy with two clitorises hahaha

263: 忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】 :2011/04/23(土) 17:17:53.28 ID:epLCoIdJ0
Cantris hahaha

310: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:21:39.98 ID:OfNqjFkR0
Cantris sounds like a special move and is so cool lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

319:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:22:42.05 ID:30K77Ng00
>>310
Must kill wwww

132: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:07:41.80 ID:FD5qlcNV0
I'd like an explanation of the expression used to describe whether “bumpy” simply refers to the bulges of blood vessels or ureters,
or thicker areas of skin?
I'd like an explanation based on how it's described.

149:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:09:18.18 ID:BvPPRwPb0

>>132
Hmm, about as hard as a plastic button, I guess.

158:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:09:55.26 ID:VLqFYBqU0
>>149
Too stiff lol

170:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:11:01.31 ID:/bXkhG/q0
>>149
This is seriously messed up lololol

137:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:08:03.49 ID:KYE/p3JP0
Finally, a VIP is going to die from masturbation... My heart's racing.

138:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:08:15.67 ID:ZPvGulwv0
Don't go poking at that cancerous lump, you hear meeeee!

169:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:10:46.46 ID:LUYMvArF0
Because of >>1, I'm getting scared to touch my dick.

176:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:11:24.72 ID:41wANEVC0
>>1
無茶しやがって・・・

177:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:11:30.61 ID:9L+ZCOqP0
今からでもいい、釣りだと言ってくれ

214:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:13:59.52 ID:3/KRNEVIO
普段触れないはずのものが触れる
つまりそれが巨大化してるからだ

俺は人体の一部が巨大化する原因を2つしか知らない

勃○と癌だ

232:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:15:35.00 ID:zBw8v8/z0
>>1はもう駄目そうだからテクノブレイクして逝ったほうがましじゃね

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233:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:15:39.47 ID:yTR9VnPk0
オナって逝けるんなら本望じゃん

234:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:15:44.96 ID:eSaFtI7wO
>>1
そのしこりって成長しとるん?

273:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:18:33.46 ID:BvPPRwPb0

>>234
先月見つけたばっかりだからよく分からない

286:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:19:25.60 ID:vmKrTQwQ0
>>273
大分前じゃんwww
とりあえずシコリについてもっと解説をwwwww

295:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:20:15.03 ID:w7yVJ6Dc0
>>273
できてからどのくらいかしらんが今すぐ病院行け
手遅れになる前に早く

253:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:17:04.61 ID:0O6EU1Zr0
念のため聞くけど

精液の色と量はどんなもん?

296:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:20:15.95 ID:BvPPRwPb0

>>253
今までと全く変わらないよ

316:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:22:26.99 ID:0O6EU1Zr0
>>296
お前の今までなんか知るかよ

259:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:17:30.68 ID:30K77Ng00
どっちにしても手術or死だろ

262:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:17:40.32 ID:BvPPRwPb0

俺中卒だからよく分かんないけど、ガンって内臓とかにあると死んだりするでしょ
でもチ●コって命に関わるようなことって無いから癌だとしても大丈夫じゃないの?
もしそうなら気持いいんだしこのままでもいいと思うんだけど

278:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:18:55.96 ID:8LZ+oaoH0

>>262
転移と言うものがあってだな…
血流に乗ってガンが他の所に移る。
オ●ニーするとチ●コに血が集まるからかなりヤバイ

302:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:20:33.09 ID:30K77Ng00
>>278
オナ禁フラグびんびんだな

313:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:21:55.59 ID:BvPPRwPb0

>>278
ガンが血液に乗るわけ無くね?w

324:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:23:20.98 ID:w7yVJ6Dc0
>>313

癌細胞が流れていきたどり着いた場所を癌化させる

334:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:24:48.06 ID:3/KRNEVIO
>>313

乗るよ、癌ったって細胞なんだから、物質を運ぶための血流に乗らないわけないだろ

282:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:19:00.96 ID:LUYMvArF0
>>262
さすがに釣りだよな・・・

289:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:19:39.06 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>262
つい昨日亡くなった女優の病名思い出せ 乳ガンだぞ

290:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:19:41.13 ID:fX2RQRtL0
>>262
爪にできた癌で死ぬレベルだぞ

293:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:20:03.80 ID:OJRKwIxDO
>>262
リンパ管を通じて内蔵にガンが移ることがあります。
それを転移といいます。

285:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:19:15.78 ID:UBe+gY5y0
頼むから意識あるうちに病院いけよ

306:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:21:14.61 ID:Wu14vPPQ0

http://www.houshikai.or.jp/home/gosoudan/gosoudan_02kougan.html

右側の睾丸のすぐ近くにパチ●コ玉位の小さな しこりの様なかたまりを見つけました。
さわると違和感を感じ少し 痛い のですが(我慢出来る範囲です。
)このままほったらかしにすれば、 悪化する恐れはあるのでしょうか?

睾丸(精巣)につながる副睾丸(精巣上体)の炎症には、 しこりと、副睾丸の良性腫瘍が考えられます。
はれが大きくならない限りは、問題ないと思います。
心配でしたら一度泌尿器科を受診されたらいかがでしょうか?

http://www.health-lab.info/800/1003/post_24.html

しこりや睾丸が3つあるなど異物感があるケースは
ヘルニアや静脈瘤などが考えられ ますが超音波検査しないことにはわかりません。

http://ganjoho.jp/public/cancer/data/testis.html

精巣(睾丸)腫瘍(せいそう(こうがん)しゅよう)
2.症状

多くの場合、痛みや発熱を伴わない陰嚢の腫大に気づくことで発見されます。
常に気をつけて精巣の大きさやかたさに注意していない限り、
精巣内のしこりが小さい時期に自分で発見することは困難です。
ときに、精巣を強打して、はじめてその腫大に気づくこともあります。
陰嚢内にかたいしこりを触れる場合、精巣上体(副睾丸)炎や
精巣軸捻転などの病気が多いのですが、これらの疾患では多くの場合、
痛みや発熱などの症状を伴うことが特徴です。また、
無症状のままで陰嚢内にしこりを触れる特殊な場合として、
結核菌による精巣上体(副睾丸)炎や陰嚢内に水がたまる陰嚢水腫などの疾患があります。

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318:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:22:32.93 ID:Qm2FzACG0
>>306
これかあ・・・

321:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:23:09.74 ID:9CpsMyEs0
>>306
わいちゃあ…

314:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:22:25.47 ID:FQDsVUdWO
リンパの腫瘍みたいなのはできたことがある。でも触ると痛かった
数日でなくなったけど、>>1っていつからそれあんの?

328:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:23:46.87 ID:BvPPRwPb0

>>314
発見したのは先月
それより前からあったかもしれないけどよく分からない

336:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:25:03.65 ID:30K77Ng00
>>328
おい草はやしておけ怖いだろ

351: 忍法帖【Lv=17,xxxPT】 :2011/04/23(土) 17:27:01.46 ID:VweTrQe20
>>328
早期発見出来てよかったな
さっさとオナって病院行け

315:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:22:26.59 ID:Jb9gWf4U0
以下>>1の闘病記

320:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:23:09.62 ID:mCiSaHzy0
また糞スレかと思ったら>>1が死にかけだったでござる

323:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:23:14.65 ID:VIAz74vC0
こんなとこに書き込んでないで早く病院行って来いよ

345:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:26:02.15 ID:3pt8QnxgO
スレタイのテンションどこいった

352:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:27:02.05 ID:BvPPRwPb0

ちょっと待ってくれ
どこまで本当でどこから嘘なの?

1みんな本当にゴツゴツないの?
2ガンなの?
3ガンだとしても転移になるの?

363:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:28:15.31 ID:QUzmnW3k0
>>352
ゴツゴツなんてねーよwwwwwwwwwww
いいから早く病院行けwwwwwwwww

365:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:28:31.09 ID:BWN/h5wM0
>>352
マジレスするとお前は精子と卵子があって、セルフ受精しちゃった
今、キン●マ袋を卵巣代わりに命が育っている
生命の神秘だ

378:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:29:23.19 ID:9CpsMyEs0
>>365
こんな斬新な解釈初めて伺いました

372:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:29:01.46 ID:AblNE86H0
>>352
まじレスすると
1:普通は無い
2:可能性はなくはない
3:ガンだとしたら転移はする

370:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:28:52.66 ID:BvPPRwPb0

病院は行きたくない

380:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:29:34.60 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>370
わがまま言ってんじゃねえよwwwwwwww

死ぬぞ

391:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:30:19.12 ID:30K77Ng00
>>370
焦ってるwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ワロスwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ワロス…

392:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:30:24.82 ID:XcDuboo/0
>>370
なら快楽に溺れて死ぬが良いさ・・・

401:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:30:59.64 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>370
いい機会だから定期健診だと思え
20代から身体にガタが来るから検診重要だぞ お前何歳だ?

382:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:29:43.78 ID:LjYjUdG50
今北産業

393:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:30:24.96 ID:AblNE86H0
>>382
生命を削って
オ●ニー
超キモチイイ

400:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:30:48.62 ID:otu5ru1ai
>>382
ガン
オ●ニー
ガナニー

404:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:31:27.41 ID:cbBqHk/7O
>>382
ほぼ
逝きかけ
ました

394:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:30:33.60 ID:zBw8v8/z0
このオ●ニーを発見して意気揚々とスレを立てた>>1を想像すると泣ける

416:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:32:11.10 ID:INuvs6qK0
>>1は病院に着くとおもむろに下半身を露出した、そして
「ち○こにクリ○リスが!ち○こにクリ○リスが!!」
などと訳のわからない供述を繰り返した

422:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:32:48.69 ID:x+M2qwkl0
>>416
想像してワロタwww

417:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:32:19.28 ID:0O6EU1Zr0
病院くらい行け
イクは一時の恥っていうだろ

419:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:32:46.25 ID:N8Bapmja0
>>417
wwwwwwww

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423:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:32:57.94 ID:30K77Ng00
>>417
イかぬは一生の恥ってか

424: 忍法帖【Lv=9,xxxP】 :2011/04/23(土) 17:33:07.07 ID:+fobzMkS0

444:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:34:54.67 ID:Qm2FzACG0
>>424
クッソわろたwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

427:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:33:28.53 ID:6NBXZoQ10
勢いがすごいww

この早さなら、めるぽ

431:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:33:51.71 ID:x+M2qwkl0
>>427
癌ッ

435:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:34:22.04 ID:N8Bapmja0

>>431
クソワロタwwwwwwwwww

432:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:34:03.90 ID:mSOMAjN9i
みんなひどいよ…
>>1さんは寿命を削ってまで快楽を楽しむ漢なんだよぅ…

440:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:34:29.97 ID:NUKYOJs70
予想以上にみんな>>1を心配しててワロタ

中卒だろうがみんな心配してるんだから受診位した方がいいぞ

441:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:34:34.87 ID:BvPPRwPb0

病院行かないでなんとかなる方法ない?

451:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:35:50.13 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>441
それは医者に聞けよwwwww

455:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:36:21.62 ID:FQDsVUdWO
>>441
なんでそんなに病院行きたくないの?

457:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:36:41.23 ID:U0b52iYm0
>>441
転移しないうちにチ●コむしれ

464:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:37:11.58 ID:/OLXz1Ip0
>>457
やめてキュッとなる

458:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:36:51.96 ID:30K77Ng00

>>441
ホントに助かりたいんならggr
それでも分からなければ病院池
恥ずかしいってだけで死ぬか生きるかをきめたくはないだろ?

442:The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.:2011/04/23(土) 17:34:48.12 ID:/OLXz1Ip0
よかったじゃねえか
スレ立てたおかげで癌が早期発見できて

これはたけしの家庭の医学に出る

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