I developed a masturbation technique that feels insanely good lololol ーcancerbationー

448: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:35:18.97 ID:FQDsVUdWO
Seriously though, did >>1 spend about a month after finding that thing,
stimulating it every time they masturbated?

482：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:38:46.66 ID:fOgRd6f/Q
That's the motivation switch, right?

490：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:39:03.76 ID:x+M2qwkl0
>>482
Wooooo!!! That's hilarious lol

508：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:40:01.79 ID:NqRaZEy50
>>482
I never thought of that lololololololololololololololololololololol

484：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:38:52.45 ID:BvPPRwPb0

494：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:39:08.78 ID:BWN/h5wM0
>>484
Stop running away from reality lololol

501：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:39:36.83 ID:QUzmnW3k0
>>484
Hey, don't just give up like that!

503：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:39:42.56 ID:30K77Ng00
>>484
Don't run away wwww

510：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:40:07.27 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>484
I'll listen to your last words.

520：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:40:43.51 ID:N8Bapmja0
>>484
Hint: Read vertically>
※When read vertically in Japanese, it reads “This is cancer.”

529：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:41:23.21 ID:UsGLfToQ0
>>520
！？！？！？！？！？！

531：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:41:27.07 ID:7XE7JEQY0
>>520
This is insane lol

534：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:41:35.68 ID:k89IURXa0
>>520
Fucking hilarious lolololololololololololololololololol

543：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:42:10.58 ID:Vf1w0zpB0
>>520
What the heck?!

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600：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:16.17 ID:zrHDdCXw0
>>520
This is cancer.

Way too calm lololololololololololololololololololololololol

547：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:42:14.38 ID:BTLc9Bd60

548：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:42:17.37 ID:BWN/h5wM0

551：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:42:40.45 ID:9CpsMyEs0
>>547,548

558：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:43:14.01 ID:30K77Ng00
>>547,548

Amazing...

559：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:43:14.24 ID:zBw8v8/z0
>>547,548

Marriage

577：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:44:19.36 ID:NqRaZEy50
>>548
Stop being so stiff, lololololololololololololololololololololololololol

512：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:40:17.55 ID:aP7brtw70

541：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:42:02.41 ID:tkze/+120

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556：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:43:13.69 ID:BvPPRwPb0

572：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:44:04.39 ID:30K77Ng00
>>556
Hey, what happened to that masturbation story?

580：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:44:28.07 ID:p7xY/y7r0
>>556
Anyway, let's continue the story about masturbation.

569：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:43:50.44 ID:0l4OkKtf0

576：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:44:17.12 ID:U0b52iYm0
>>569
That's so random I'm laughing my ass off lol

585：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:45:01.39 ID:OfNqjFkR0
>>569
Even if you say it's like “Where's Waldo?” lololololololololololololololololololol

597：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:08.47 ID:9L+ZCOqP0
>>569
It's structurally present in all of them, so relax.

590：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:45:37.66 ID:BvPPRwPb0

598：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:08.27 ID:Im/qKH+W0
>>590
Why not just cut it out?

599：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:10.25 ID:UsGLfToQ0
>>590
What the hell are you talking about?

608：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:34.03 ID:uOfAEPiq0
>>590

611：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:42.17 ID:vmKrTQwQ0
>>590
If we could stop metastasis, we'd get a Nobel Prize lol

613：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:46:51.66 ID:FQDsVUdWO
>>590
I've told you to go to the hospital so many times.

Why the hell don't you want to go?

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631： 忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 17:48:05.49 ID:epLCoIdJ0
>>590
I think this one requires special tools and techniques.

637：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:48:33.37 ID:LUYMvArF0
Cancer shot hahaha

649：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:49:26.46 ID:BQ+wKDl20
>>637
I laughed lol

655：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:50:03.75 ID:NqRaZEy50
>>637
Hey, stop it! LOL

661：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:50:26.97 ID:x+M2qwkl0
>>637
Who can come up with a clever line? LOLOLOLOL

642：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:48:52.94 ID:QUzmnW3k0
Better late than never, but what are the specs for >>1?

681：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:51:08.00 ID:BvPPRwPb0

691：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:51:51.28 ID:hk7sC5kA0
>>681
It reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

694：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:52:06.91 ID:U0b52iYm0
>>681
Put something like a toothpaste tube on your dick.

701：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:52:43.94 ID:/OLXz1Ip0
>>694
That's nice.

651：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:49:39.64 ID:BvPPRwPb0

659：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:50:23.56 ID:30K77Ng00
>>651
What the hell are you talking about? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

673：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:50:55.14 ID:r7SY2M210
>>651
What a convenient excuse lolololol

676：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:51:01.70 ID:Qm2FzACG0
>>651
Speak Japanese lololololololololololololololololololololololololol

678：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:51:06.14 ID:qeSLodf10
>>651
Once you die and your life functions stop, the metastasis will cease!

727：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:54:30.60 ID:LjYjUdG50
>>651
What the hell are you talking about? LOL

670: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:50:49.43 ID:HXMWdrBp0
Ganani >>1 has created a new legend.
Rest in peace.

687: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:51:36.20 ID:k89IURXa0
Stop it hahaha
#1 is gonna cry hahaha

689: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:51:44.21 ID:s/isz3rO0
It's serious but I can't help laughing ww
So cancer is the final answer?

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693：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:52:02.42 ID:Im/qKH+W0

711：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:53:18.51 ID:NqRaZEy50
>>693
What a jerk

748: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 17:55:46.65 ID:OfNqjFkR0
>>693
This is the strongest lineup.
I don't feel like we'll lose.

766：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:57:51.86 ID:BvPPRwPb0

774： 忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 17:58:35.26 ID:epLCoIdJ0
>>766
You're totally ready to die, aren't you?

775：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:58:38.03 ID:vmKrTQwQ0
>>766
You still jerk off, huh? lol

777：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:58:39.92 ID:0O6EU1Zr0
>>766
That's not it, lol

778：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:58:40.45 ID:NqRaZEy50
>>766
You're hilarious!

795：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:59:30.00 ID:92MRpZ8u0
>>766 is a masturbation enthusiast

811： 忍法帖【Lv=7,xxxP】 ：2011/04/23(土) 18:00:57.51 ID:7PIgwznn0
>>766
Your drive to improve is truly admirable.

732：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:54:52.04 ID:BWN/h5wM0

737：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:55:20.25 ID:uOfAEPiq0

749：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:55:47.77 ID:30K77Ng00
>>737
Holy shit, I'm laughing my ass off!

756：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:56:55.58 ID:LjYjUdG50
>>737
Stop it lol

760：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 17:57:30.56 ID:bkAf0jd90
>>737
This is hahaha

742: Ninja Scroll【Lv=40,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(Sat) 17:55:26.33 ID:epLCoIdJ0
【Ganani】
The world's first Gananiist, >>1, discovered this semen-drenched masturbation technique
Involves pressing the bumps near the scrotum
Feels so good it makes you pass out
However, these bumps are called Gantris, a clitoris-like growth, and you're guaranteed to ascend to heaven in two senses

801：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:00:03.45 ID:Gv9adB920
>>742
Real HP-draining masturbation, is that okay?

805：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:00:38.53 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>801
Rather, it's at the level of chipping away at max HP or LP.

822：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/04/23(土) 18:01:50.78 ID:GbV96BlD0

841：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:03:03.42 ID:BvPPRwPb0

852：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:03:48.35 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>841
Have I lost sight of reality...?

854: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 18:03:56.33 ID:weuMMHiG0
>>841
This is terminal, man.
In two ways

855：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:03:58.70 ID:rsgLxGH70
>>841
What an idiot! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

863：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:04:21.13 ID:smhND5G90
>>841
I'll say it plainly

The battle is just beginning.

866：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:04:27.58 ID:AAuDbFbp0
>>841
If you're about to die, make another thread lol

867：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:04:29.40 ID:RDbQiWlS0
>>841
How many times did I tell you to go see a doctor before it's too late when those symptoms show up?

878：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:05:00.01 ID:L4RVM85t0
>>841
You're way too positive.

916: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 18:07:03.21 ID:1uYNgBpl0
>>841
It's cancer.
But
Why?
But

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920：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:07:29.50 ID:3l1mnpHL0
>>916
Damn!

925：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:07:41.91 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>916
LOL

857：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:04:02.60 ID:BvPPRwPb0

874：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:04:46.01 ID:jUPInYQd0
>>857
No, being stupid and having cancer are totally different things.

876：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:04:51.14 ID:ZJjzwj+v0
>>857

879：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:05:02.69 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>857
Fucking hilarious lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

889：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:05:38.90 ID:M28I4Rr60
>>857
Just call an ambulance!

902：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:06:16.22 ID:FQDsVUdWO
>>857
I get it now.
Yeah, yeah, it's not cancer, it's not cancer.

897: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 18:05:57.87 ID:aP7brtw70
If I say you're cancer,
I'm saying you're cancer

945：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:08:51.89 ID:XcDuboo/0
>>897
Is this an echo?

900：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:06:13.34 ID:zBw8v8/z0
A few days later, there was >>1, barely alive, starting a thread...

917：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:07:18.72 ID:pSefC/JU0
There aren't many people as pitiful as >>1 either.

922： 忍法帖【Lv=17,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 18:07:30.84 ID:E2zqJsAZ0
Usually so cold, but everyone's being nice lol
When it comes to masturbation, he's way too cooperative.

929：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:08:01.72 ID:BvPPRwPb0

944：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:08:49.01 ID:CeQzaXB60
>>929 It made me tear up.

947: Ninja Scroll [Lv=12,xxxPT] 【TEPCO 85.6%】 Stock Price【E】 : 2011/04/23(Sat) 18:08:57.57 ID:smhND5G90
>>929
But from what you're saying, it's cancer.
If you insist it's not cancer, upload proof.

963: The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 18:09:54.71 ID:Im/qKH+W0
>>929
Don't turn away from illness!
Face death head-on!

933：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:08:14.93 ID:PkIfRuK80
It was still >>1 who refused to acknowledge his own current situation.

941：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:08:41.14 ID:Jb9gWf4U0
The battle for sperm begins now.

984：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:11:13.54 ID:BQ+wKDl20
If it's 1000, Ganani gets an anime adaptation.

987：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:11:15.44 ID:otu5ru1ai
If it's 1000, everyone gets a techno break

996：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:11:24.85 ID:zBw8v8/z0
If the number of posts hits 1000, cancerbation will be all the rage.

1000：The following is sent on behalf of Anonymous by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 18:11:28.47 ID:HEb2vRcP0
If it's >>1000, then >>2-999 will be able to do cancerbation.

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