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1：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:40:00.85 ID:BvPPRwPb0

32：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:45:01.38 ID:n6iEUuTc0
Here comes cancerbatist

11：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:41:45.06 ID:aWWf3Fst0
Stop being a scaredy-cat and go to the hospital lol

13: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 20:42:01.36 ID:QUzmnW3k0
So you finally admitted it's cancer?
Better get to the hospital right away.

24：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:43:30.42 ID:BvPPRwPb0

30: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 20:44:22.30 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>24
You're still saying that? LOL
Just go to the hospital already LOL

52: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 20:50:30.29 ID:j2a7L0b00
>>24
If you transfer to the surrounding area, you'll end up with your dick cut off, you know?
If you're okay with that, then whatever...

56：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:53:19.20 ID:BvPPRwPb0

60：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:54:13.14 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>56
I told you not to stimulate that dick so much, didn't I? LOL

62：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:54:55.63 ID:Y1waCQdKO
>>56
You're the type who'd be totally fine with ascending to heaven after grinding away like this in this situation, right?

66： 忍法帖【Lv=25,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 20:56:26.23 ID:LR6ZYx4+0
>>56
Don't do that lolololol

69：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:58:27.61 ID:j2a7L0b00

25：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:43:32.73 ID:RVn/NoYW0
Let it all out
Shooting Cancer

27：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:43:45.19 ID:ofxArrxT0
Brain on a sixth-grader level

38：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:46:21.54 ID:BvPPRwPb0

40：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:47:15.09 ID:Xo21Cqa7O
>>38 Go to the hospital.

47: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 20:49:42.20 ID:+v2+C0buO
>>38
Japan Cancer Metastasis Society exists, yet you couldn't find it? Or are you just avoiding it?

326：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 22:06:23.66 ID:pRw61haV0
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1245523457

(･ω･`)

45: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 20:49:29.45 ID:CeQzaXB60
Seriously, if you don't remove the tumor, it will metastasize.
Which means you have no choice but to go to the hospital.

50: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 20:50:22.36 ID:kSThc1Yd0
Please tease him every day.
If you skip a day, Gan-chan might throw a tantrum and transfer.

67：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:56:30.13 ID:1Rw8qAum0
My dick has cancer.

74：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:59:08.40 ID:BvPPRwPb0

75：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 20:59:42.85 ID:smhND5G90
>>74
You know not that such actions chip away at your own life...

77：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:00:21.25 ID:j2a7L0b00
To pour such passion into masturbation that you're literally sacrificing your life... You're pushing it way too far...

82：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:01:04.64 ID:k89IURXa0
Risking your life for masturbation is so cool

83：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:01:09.67 ID:smhND5G90
Why the heck don't you want to go to the hospital?

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88： 忍法帖【Lv=25,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 21:02:39.22 ID:LR6ZYx4+0
>>86
If it's cancer, you'll die if you don't go.

Go for it!

92：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:03:04.30 ID:dbstdNOb0
>>86
Which is scarier—dying from illness or...

93： 忍法帖【Lv=31,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 21:03:08.77 ID:J7mVpM7L0
>>86
But if it's caught early, you might be saved. But if you drag it out and let it get out of hand, it's game over for your dick.

96：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:04:43.16 ID:BvPPRwPb0

107：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:06:21.81 ID:2fT8MXWs0
>>96
You...

98：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:05:02.84 ID:PdVwA9Cb0
>>86
Let's rock out harder and blow away all that anxiety!

91: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:03:03.48 ID:KL/bguj30
What's the point of hospitals?
To keep people from dying, right?
Escape reality and die?
Or live through the fear?

You've got to pick one or the other, right?

97: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:04:55.74 ID:wFccKRVJ0
When it comes to removal,
Even though it's not my problem, it makes me shudder.

102：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:05:49.66 ID:AOVPU+Q00
今のガナニーを楽しむか
これからのオ●ニーを楽しむのかは>>1次第

106: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:06:12.38 ID:/KmfLRPV0
It's okay.
If you go to the doctor, they'll say, “That's just internet pranking... It's irresponsible to make such statements without properly examining you, isn't it?”
You might end up getting admitted for observation and tests, though.

109: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:06:47.30 ID:wfJau35g0
I checked the past logs, and it's totally cancerous.
I knew someone who had the exact same symptoms.

110：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:06:57.21 ID:LKEyuiFDO
You're so funny I don't want you to die, so go to the hospital lololololololololololololololololololololololol

129：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:11:02.92 ID:BvPPRwPb0

134: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:12:02.17 ID:/epTO5Hn0
>>129
Hey, hey, you're running away from reality, you know?
Don't run. Face it.

136：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:12:21.00 ID:u4k79LUs0
>>129
Got any hardcore pics?

156：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:15:35.86 ID:BvPPRwPb0

162: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:17:48.75 ID:wFccKRVJ0
>>156
I get it already.
Go to the hospital already.

142: The following is sent by VIP: 2011/04/23 (Sat) 21:12:38.62 ID:QUzmnW3k0
>>129
Whether you actually have cancer or not doesn't matter a damn.
We're just playing with you like a toy.

156：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:15:35.86 ID:BvPPRwPb0

144：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:12:59.89 ID:JVr0guC/0
>>129
うんｗｗｗそうだよｗｗｗｗ

135：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:12:04.19 ID:tP2sydDY0
笑い事じゃねえのに>>1のレスでいちいち笑うｗｗｗｗ

150：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:14:14.37 ID:PtQnXFue0

No.3 by 匿名希望3(28♀匿名) 07/06/15 02:04
うちの旦那も、しこりがあって、だんだん大きさと痛みが増して、
病院行ったら「睾丸炎」でした。それから高熱がでてしまい、今では無精子です。

No.4 by 通行人4(43♀匿名) 07/06/15 07:44
睾丸のシコリは早く泌尿器科を受診することをお勧めします。
場所が場所だし、若い人は受診が遅れる事がありがちですが、
睾丸炎にしろ、睾丸腫瘍にしろ早い方が良いですよ。

No.5 by 通行人5(匿名) 07/06/15 15:08
睾丸とは別に小指の先程度のシコリが有るっていうなら、そいつは精巣上体(副睾丸)だな。
精子を一時的に溜めておく器官で、シコリになってんなら炎症起こしてるかも。
性病で炎症起こす事が多いけど、雑菌でなる事も多いよ。

155：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:15:14.76 ID:smhND5G90
>>150
無精子っていいのかわるいのかわからんよな

152： 忍法帖【Lv=31,xxxPT】 ：2011/04/23(土) 21:14:18.96 ID:Tn6gG9RX0
癌の治療ついでに包茎もなおしてこいよ

161：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:17:29.44 ID:uOfAEPiq0

168：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:18:21.62 ID:wFccKRVJ0
>>161
ワロタ

170：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:19:22.62 ID:qd9RoS4J0
ガンジーが殴って失神させてでも病院に連れてくレベル

172：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:20:42.36 ID:JVr0guC/0
>>1は今までもガナニーしてきたわけ？
最近ガナニーに気づいたの？

180：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:22:44.83 ID:BvPPRwPb0

183：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:23:29.91 ID:JVr0guC/0
>>180
オワタオワタ

186：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:23:53.84 ID:XWRwtIoN0
>>180
毎日１日三回とか猿でも引くレベル

188：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:24:16.61 ID:kSThc1Yd0
>>180お疲れっした＾＾

241：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:35:09.81 ID:Xv42GQSu0
なに勝手に手術予定立ててんだよ

250：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:37:04.29 ID:uOfAEPiq0

203：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:27:48.87 ID:KL/bguj30
しこりが柔らかければ大丈夫かも知れない
もし硬いならやばい
カチカチならアウト

217：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:30:45.69 ID:/KmfLRPV0
>>203
プラスチックのボタン並にカッチカチだってさ。

229：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:33:54.38 ID:BvPPRwPb0

231：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:34:23.25 ID:7PgjKijH0
>>229
来週でいいだろｗｗｗ

236：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:34:44.65 ID:EF5QceLo0
>>229
すぐいけよwwww

243：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:36:07.56 ID:GkXtwzrt0
>>229
この期に及んでガナニーの快感に執着するとはｗｗｗｗｗ

247：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:36:33.23 ID:1+SjnscM0
>>229
早くイかないと本当に切らないといけなくなる可能性もあるぞｗｗｗ

233：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:34:31.76 ID:1+SjnscM0
例え癌じゃなかったとしても>>1はとりあえず頭の病院に行くべき

253：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:37:42.52 ID:BvPPRwPb0

257：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:38:13.25 ID:/epTO5Hn0
>>253
軽いなｗｗ
まあ頑張りたまへ

266：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:39:16.90 ID:smhND5G90
>>253
早期発見があなたを救うのです。

268：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:39:22.20 ID:1+SjnscM0
>>253の書き方だと自力で切除するんじゃないかと心配になるわｗｗｗ

270：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:39:52.74 ID:oYua/IvI0
>>253
まあがんばれ
最後にプレゼントをやろう

はい
つ現実

274：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:40:23.81 ID:/fVV20m80
>>253
結果はちゃんと報告しろよ

255：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:37:59.11 ID:MBsLrKqH0

284：BvPPRwPb0　 ◆Pt.FH9dnNI ：2011/04/23(土) 21:41:57.21 ID:BvPPRwPb0

296：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:45:58.66 ID:/KmfLRPV0
>>284
うむ。
待っていますぞ。

299：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:46:26.94 ID:gznqUV/C0
>>284
生きて帰ってこいよ

291：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 21:42:57.46 ID:Xv42GQSu0
おっ、現実と向き合う気になったか。

333：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 22:13:07.66 ID:VPiktmBTi
月曜には必ず病院いけよ！
絶対だぞ！

340：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 22:24:50.12 ID:l/41/6qG0
伝説のガナニストと御一緒できて本望でした
ご武運を祈ります

347：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 22:44:42.72 ID:Hl56iAuJ0
誰も転移しない方法教えてなくてワロタｗｗｗｗｗ

348：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 22:46:48.04 ID:+Skvg1Hl0
>>347
病院行く以外の方法が無いしな

406：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/24(日) 00:08:56.32 ID:j38Z0+hb0

409：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/24(日) 00:12:39.25 ID:Ct+Q7uRQ0
>>406
頼もしいな…
>>1の症状どう思う？

412：The following is brought to you by VIP.2011/04/24(日) 00:15:37.20 ID:j38Z0+hb0

419：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/24(日) 00:19:53.42 ID:pReSK94tO
>>412
お前もガナニーしたのか！いーなー

423：The following is brought to you by VIP.2011/04/24(日) 00:21:31.81 ID:j38Z0+hb0

429：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/24(日) 00:25:41.54 ID:pReSK94tO
>>423
片玉だとオ●ニーってどうなの？

433：The following is brought to you by VIP.2011/04/24(日) 00:28:37.10 ID:j38Z0+hb0

448：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/24(日) 00:40:08.31 ID:RUH2O2xo0
なんか自分の体も心配になってくるわ

324：The following is brought to you by VIP.：2011/04/23(土) 22:04:58.27 ID:QCUuD8my0
何も考えずオ○ニーできるって幸せなことだったんだな

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